sarah, cis female+ i'll milk your fukn tits bro

icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

prettyboystyles:

my favorite fandom memory was last summer when someone started a rumor that management lowered the volume on niall’s microphone and he was crying over it

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anD THE WHOLE FANDOM EXPLODED AND #LETNIALLSING TRENDED FOR LIKE 3 DAYS AND PEOPLE SENT DEATH THREATS TO MANAGEMENT

BUT THEN THEIR SOUND ENGINEER TWEETED THAT THE REAL REASON YOU COULDN’T HEAR NIALL SINGING AT THAT CONCERT WAS BECAUSE HE SAT ON HIS MIC TRANSMITTER

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im so caught up in college research that now i look at my phone and go “oh, 96% charged. the university of akron has a 96% acceptance rate”

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself